i am to facebook what butter does for bread
Written by Neil Addison on Saturday the 9th of July 2011
Dear Mr Uris,
Just to let you know that I am far into the process of writing
the first ever 'Twitter' novel and that it shouldn't take more
than a week to complete. I am telling you this, Leon, so that you can
acknowledge that it was my idea in the first place, despite all evidence to the contrary. This makes me the
undisputed overlord of 'The Twitter Generation' - in case you
hadn't already realised - and means that it's only a matter of
time before I have a million bookthirsty tweenies drinking from my
neo-beatnik trough, causing ripples on statcounter. In this way I will regale them with my shameless past
and suggest that no disgrace is too good for them either. My
intention, then, is to get them all hopped up on literacy and lead
them into battle against their distant ancestors back on myspace.
I just want you to be happy for me,
Frank Ahoy